If I'm Being Honest With Myself, I Think I'm Attracted To A Pregnant Kate Middleton

Well this is troubling. I’m not saying, oh look at that pregnant smoke, I want to fuck her so badly right now. But I would be lying to you guys if I said I wasn’t a little intrigued by that skirt shot. Is this something I should be worried about? Does everyone agree with me here? Am I out on an island? I don’t want to be the guy who is into preggo chicks. No one wants to be that guy. But let’s call a spade a spade here, Kate Middleton pregnant is still pretty hot.

Fuck, I may still be drunk from this weekend.

PS
What the hell happened to Pippa? She looks like she’s aged about 1,000 years in the past 2. Such a flash in the pan.

Also, just a note to women. Unless its the Kentucky Derby, your hat is fucking stupid and looks ugly. Fact.